somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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