HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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