I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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