New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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