yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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