Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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