Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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