she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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