ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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