and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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