HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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