my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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