yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Pappa wants mamma naked
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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