I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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