It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
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