Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
North Korea, Best Korea!
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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