Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Randomize
