Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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