so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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