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• (650): View more from California

  I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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• (650): View more from California

  Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it

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• (949): View more from California

  So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come

  (804): View more from Virginia

  and you stopped teaching...why?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.

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