I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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