DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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