The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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