We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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