Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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