Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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