Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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