i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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