You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.