Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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it glows. i had to have it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time