Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?