you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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