Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize