You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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