well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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