Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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