scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
operation harelip BJ is a go
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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