I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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