Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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