i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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