I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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