If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We need to get me chipped asap
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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