I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Randomize