Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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