He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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