We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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