Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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