I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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