I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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