I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Randomize
