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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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