you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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