Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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