How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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