You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.