if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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