Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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