1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
my poor anus
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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